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Keira-isms, part one

These are straight off my FB page, but I want to make sure that someday they get into her baby book.

 Keira: I want to get a horn dog with Uncle Tommy (at the M Fest)

CORN dog, Keira!!! It's called a corn dog
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 Me: Keira, how did you get that? I told you yesterday you couldn't have that.
Keira: Well Daddy was on the computer.
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Me: Keira, you need to pick up.
Keira: No, I'm Cinderella. She doesn't pick up.

Obviously she hasn't seen the movie.
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Keira: How do you spell 'daddy'?
Me: D-A...
Keira: That's not how! It's starts with K like mine!!! (Keith)
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"Upon walking in the door from work, Keira tells me: 'Mommy you have to stay away from vampires.'
Obviously she has no idea who I am."
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"Keira: Lexi and Amelia called me "sassy" today. Why would they say that?
Me: Because you are.
Keira (with attitude): I AM NOT!!!"
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"Keira, you are lucky you have 2 brothers. I never had any.
Keira: that's ok Mommy, you can share mine. Then we can be a big family forever. Okay?"
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"I don't remember putting Keira to bed in that skirt. Nor did she have her purse on her arm when I said good night. Now she is fast asleep but ready to get up in the morning and head out."
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"Me: Keira, what part of 'don't take those clothes out of the dirty laundry hamper and put them on' didn't make sense?
Miss Sassy Pants: You didn't say that word. I said stay out until I get dressed. I was quiet.
Three going on thirteen."
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"Keira: Mommy, just read this magazine and be quiet.
Um, okay."
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"Keira (in tears): please find my red sparkly headband.
Me: Where is it?
Keira: Not on my head. (Cue tearful breakdown.)"
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And my favorite:

"Me: Kids, we are going to a party to celebrate Gigi going to Heaven. Gigi's friends will be there.
Keira: oh I love Gigi's friends. They are so lovely."
 

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I love that girl!
August 22, 2012 at 11:15 PM
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