Keith and I are not the cutesy type of couple
who sit on the same side of the booth in a restaurant
or wear matching Cubs shirts
(comment directed at my sister....)
Imagine my horror after surviving the Twilight Zone's Tower of Terror
when I looked at one of the only pictures of just Keith and I at Disney:
|BTW, I'm not really upset we match.|
Just that I look like there is a tire around my middle.
I swear the camera adds 10 pounds to my hips!