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Oh Crap....

This morning, the twins were in our bed, and I was trying to change a messy diaper on Colin. Keith and Connor walked in, so I gave the diaper to Keith.  He took one whiff and said, "Ewww....". 

Connor looked at him and said, "Crap."

Right after Keith said to him, "We don't use that word.", Keira says, "Crap."

Then I say, "We don't talk like that."

I look at Colin who has a mischievous grin on his face.

And hear him say, "Rap". Which is what "crap" sounds like when you have a pacifier in your mouth and can't stop grinning.

And all I can think is, Oh Crap.

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