Scene: The twins are fighting over a bag used to store all the Little People we have. Afraid someone might bite her brother, I place the bag in a time out. Connor goes and picks up the bag.
Connor: I give the bag to the babies.
Me: No, they don't get the bag right now because they were fighting over it.
Connor: They not fighting, they sharing. They want the bag. They love it.
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Me: Connor do you want to help me put the ornaments on the tree or watch your new Mickey Christmas movie?
Connor: Mickey Christmas!
Me: Ok, while you watch it, I'm going to put the ornaments on the tree.
Connor: But Mommy, I want to do it. We do it together, okay?
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Me: Connor, once the ornaments are on the tree, we don't touch them.
Connor: But Mommy, I love them.
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And my favorite conversation:
(Let me say that Connor is currently suffering from a double ear infection and a sinus infection, which is causing a bunch of gross sinus crap to seep out his eyes. He is being such a trooper about the whole thing. His eyes are all swollen and red.)
Last night at dinner:
Me: I need to talk to you.
Connor: I can't.
Me: You can't what?
Connor: I can't talk.
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